“So there was a guy in the ocean drowning. He prayed to god to save him. One boat comes along, a big ocean liner, and the people in the boat ask if he needed help. The guy replies, “No thanks, God will save me.”

So then a second big holiday boat comes along as he’s in the water and the people in the boat ask if he needed help. Again the guy replies, “No thanks, God will save me.”

Eventually the man drowns and goes to heaven. He asks God, “Why didn’t you save me?!” And God said, “I sent you two boats, dummy!”

It’s better when it’s being told by a 5 year old. Taken from the film ‘Pursuit of Happiness’.

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