So as you can see from my last post, I was sweating getting home more than just a little. However, everything turned out all right and the snow melted away as a tore a swathe from London to Glasgow on my mighty Megabus journey straight from hell. Less said about that the better though.

Having left the country, I can’t help but think Britain needed my nuclear-thermic sweat-induced superpowers that I gained by enduring 4 months of the ridiculous Kofu summer-time. The snow left when I arrived and now that I’m gone…

It cometh.

All of it.